Tomato Egg Sausage Beans Toast HP Sauce SBAAMM

put the kettle on.

i like meat

smooth like yer mum

Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away ...

Let me sail, let me sail, let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach, far beyond the Yellow sea..

they tried to give me more keeeebab, I said, Yes, Yes, Yes..

In memory of Amy Winehouse..

ARSE INVADER

I know. Incredible.

CLUB SANDWICH.

CLUB TURD.

HONG KONG PHOOEY!

when i say 'give me a massive plate of food, i wana do a crackin' turd for my blog' well, i do it. With my tell-tale fleb keeping the slop company, that's a wrap!

SURF & TURF

satisfying, lets say

ARMAGEDDON, nothing more nothing less

the joy of an Argentinean steak complemented by the euforia of a no-wiper..

Farewell, dark and rolling deep !
Farewell, foreign shore !
Open, in unclouded sweep,
Thou glorious realm before !
Yet, though I had safely pass'd
That weary, vexed main,
One loved voice, through surge and blast,
Could call me back again

WELCOME ONBOARD!