RAMADAN'S over, bring me a GOD DAMN BEER..

back to europe and i'm now the proud owner of a 6kg turgle burger!

I was shitting for about 15minutes and i don't meaning reading/chillin/relaxin/shootin' some meatball outside of the school, i mean actual shitting.

Trust in meat. Meat is your friend.

Back in action! Click for a closer look, you can see the cut of points of the logs. TEXT BOOK. You'd be forgiven for mistaking this as a Rembrandt with textures like that.

Moroccan cuisine. Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I can..more stinging, watery shits. about 10 a day. give or take 20.

..and just as the holiday was going so well, DISASTER STRIKES!!

..that fucking soup cost me 4kg.

Say what you see.. what's Mr.Chips doing??

SHITTING IN A FIELD.

GOULASH!

Those Eastern toilets can take a solid pasting.

'cos i'm a bloody bloke.

Take that turd back to the stable, and give it a kiss.

A couple of nuts there gleaming through from the ol'chicken & cashew nut family favourite!

What can i say? I'm an artist.

A good 50euros before and what's it worth after??

A quid? 50cents? i'll bet you wouldn't even pay that.

Exactly my point.

There's plenty more fish in the sea..

Good buoyancy.

2xprawnrice,1xduck/pineapple, 1xchickensweet/sour, 4xprawndumplins, beer, coke. Thankyou Please.

'X' marks the spot

BURGER ME!

that's a man shit

Italy has taught me a lot about cuisine..

..and that's why i make such inspired breakfasts.

This one is actually quite cute. In a way.

ARGENTINIAN BBQ IN MY FOOKIN BELLY

Impossible is Nothing

LA DOLCE VITA

completely intentional

Foccacia Primavera. Much like a pizza base, but without all the tomato and cheese and shit.

i felt like i'd given birth after this one. My insides felt all empty, in a good way. So perhaps more of an abortion.

EATALY. Great food. Terrible staff.

Reminds me a bit of anaconda, the film. yeah. burnsy will appreciate this one.

HALLELUJAH!!

the holy grail of toilet visits, A NO-WIPER! and shy little fella too.

WHAM! BAM! taa very much like.

well that hit the spot. took 2 flushes as well. proud.

saturday sushi!

OOOOPS

god damn it that felt good falling out of my ass. plus it looks like a little turd man, treading pissy water. all in all, a great shit.

the pizza was good too. split it half and half with my girlfriend (the pizza, not the bill..yeh i usually pay for everthing) not quite sure how that affected the stool, probably just made it slightly more cosmopolitan.

light and fluffy on a thursday. because i'm worth it.

just like little nuggets of gold. i wonder if i could sell them to a blind man as REAL nuggets of gold. probably not.
(answer: the smell would be too much of a give away)

sludgy wednesday

almost seems a waste flushing it away. the interesting viscosity of this one could surely be put to some use? naaa. don't think so actually.

fiberous tuesday

Uh huh, a cute little ricochet there. Oop. sounds quite french.