CLUB SANDWICH.

CLUB TURD.

HONG KONG PHOOEY!

when i say 'give me a massive plate of food, i wana do a crackin' turd for my blog' well, i do it. With my tell-tale fleb keeping the slop company, that's a wrap!

SURF & TURF

satisfying, lets say

ARMAGEDDON, nothing more nothing less

the joy of an Argentinean steak complemented by the euforia of a no-wiper..

Farewell, dark and rolling deep !
Farewell, foreign shore !
Open, in unclouded sweep,
Thou glorious realm before !
Yet, though I had safely pass'd
That weary, vexed main,
One loved voice, through surge and blast,
Could call me back again

WELCOME ONBOARD!