Foccacia Primavera. Much like a pizza base, but without all the tomato and cheese and shit.

i felt like i'd given birth after this one. My insides felt all empty, in a good way. So perhaps more of an abortion.

EATALY. Great food. Terrible staff.

Reminds me a bit of anaconda, the film. yeah. burnsy will appreciate this one.

HALLELUJAH!!

the holy grail of toilet visits, A NO-WIPER! and shy little fella too.

WHAM! BAM! taa very much like.

well that hit the spot. took 2 flushes as well. proud.

saturday sushi!

OOOOPS

god damn it that felt good falling out of my ass. plus it looks like a little turd man, treading pissy water. all in all, a great shit.

the pizza was good too. split it half and half with my girlfriend (the pizza, not the bill..yeh i usually pay for everthing) not quite sure how that affected the stool, probably just made it slightly more cosmopolitan.

light and fluffy on a thursday. because i'm worth it.

just like little nuggets of gold. i wonder if i could sell them to a blind man as REAL nuggets of gold. probably not.
(answer: the smell would be too much of a give away)