..and just as the holiday was going so well, DISASTER STRIKES!!

..that fucking soup cost me 4kg.

Say what you see.. what's Mr.Chips doing??

SHITTING IN A FIELD.

GOULASH!

Those Eastern toilets can take a solid pasting.

'cos i'm a bloody bloke.

Take that turd back to the stable, and give it a kiss.

A couple of nuts there gleaming through from the ol'chicken & cashew nut family favourite!

What can i say? I'm an artist.

A good 50euros before and what's it worth after??

A quid? 50cents? i'll bet you wouldn't even pay that.

Exactly my point.