RAMADAN'S over, bring me a GOD DAMN BEER..

back to europe and i'm now the proud owner of a 6kg turgle burger!

I was shitting for about 15minutes and i don't meaning reading/chillin/relaxin/shootin' some meatball outside of the school, i mean actual shitting.

Trust in meat. Meat is your friend.

Back in action! Click for a closer look, you can see the cut of points of the logs. TEXT BOOK. You'd be forgiven for mistaking this as a Rembrandt with textures like that.

Moroccan cuisine. Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I can..more stinging, watery shits. about 10 a day. give or take 20.

..and just as the holiday was going so well, DISASTER STRIKES!!

..that fucking soup cost me 4kg.

Say what you see.. what's Mr.Chips doing??

SHITTING IN A FIELD.

GOULASH!

Those Eastern toilets can take a solid pasting.

'cos i'm a bloody bloke.

Take that turd back to the stable, and give it a kiss.

A couple of nuts there gleaming through from the ol'chicken & cashew nut family favourite!

What can i say? I'm an artist.

A good 50euros before and what's it worth after??

A quid? 50cents? i'll bet you wouldn't even pay that.

Exactly my point.