HALLELUJAH!!

the holy grail of toilet visits, A NO-WIPER! and shy little fella too.

WHAM! BAM! taa very much like.

well that hit the spot. took 2 flushes as well. proud.

saturday sushi!

OOOOPS

god damn it that felt good falling out of my ass. plus it looks like a little turd man, treading pissy water. all in all, a great shit.

the pizza was good too. split it half and half with my girlfriend (the pizza, not the bill..yeh i usually pay for everthing) not quite sure how that affected the stool, probably just made it slightly more cosmopolitan.

light and fluffy on a thursday. because i'm worth it.

just like little nuggets of gold. i wonder if i could sell them to a blind man as REAL nuggets of gold. probably not.
(answer: the smell would be too much of a give away)

sludgy wednesday

almost seems a waste flushing it away. the interesting viscosity of this one could surely be put to some use? naaa. don't think so actually.

fiberous tuesday

Uh huh, a cute little ricochet there. Oop. sounds quite french.

monday burgers. great perspective on the shot there. make them look even bigger than they hactually were. yeah, that's 400g of mince there that is.

UURR, monday bloody monday. great shit tho. I'm pretty sure if a borrower needed to get from one side to the other, those would be buoyant enough to support his/her weight.